Shut Up Internet!

What the fuck happened two days ago?!

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:03:00 -0400

What the fuck happened two days ago?!

Orientation

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:57:09 -0400

What a waste of time. We’ve had no less than five lectures on how were either going to get raped, die of alcohol poisoning or get an STD and die. I thought we were just here to pick out classes.

B-Sides R Us - How have I not heard of this before?!

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:29:23 -0400

B-Sides R Us - How have I not heard of this before?!: There are so many great b-sides and acoustic sets on this site, I have no idea how I’ve missed out on it for so long!

Mat Kearney - Bullet Who knew a soccer player from Oregon could...

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:10:44 -0400

Mat Kearney - Bullet

Who knew a soccer player from Oregon could combine rap and an acoustic guitar so well.

This is my favorite of the Chinese gymnasts. I don’t know...

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:55:10 -0400

This is my favorite of the Chinese gymnasts. I don’t know her name and if you told me I wouldn’t remember it. I call her Shiny Head for obvious reasons. I’m guessing she’s around 11 or 12. There was a great shot of her standing next to Nastia Liukin and she’s a stick compared to Nastia. Shiny Head clearly isn’t anywhere near puberty but damn are those Chinese good with the Photoshop.

This can’t end well, Muxtape.

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:16:45 -0400

This can’t end well, Muxtape.

Jim Gaffigan on bottled water. True story.

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:09:11 -0400

Jim Gaffigan on bottled water. True story.

RetroInternet 4

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:14:00 -0400

What did we ever do on this thing before Google, Wikipedia, YouTube, and Homestar Runner?

Attn: People of the South

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:09:00 -0400

Do not go camping for the next few days.

College Situations

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:35:06 -0400

Me: Our orientation isn't fun stuff, its like meetings about our major and crap like that.
Me: Student drama groups perform situations that happen on campus and how to handle them.
Me: So you just raped your roommates girlfriend, what now?
Pete: Uh
Pete: Kill her?
Me: Dump her in the river.
Pete: Yeah, that's reasonable.
Me: It's the only thing to do.
Pete: Yeah.

Altitude

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:28:25 -0400

Adjusting to the altitude in Boulder is a real bitch. The oxygen is so much thinner that yesterday and today by 3 or 4 I was ready for a nap. I guess it takes about a week to get acclimated.

Damn, I’m tired.

icantdeci.de - marco vs. topherchris

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:55:00 -0400

icantdeci.de - marco vs. topherchris: This is all in good fun. Cast your vote.

McCain Facts - now with more Gary Coleman

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 11:02:58 -0400

McCain Facts - now with more Gary Coleman

http://McCainFacts.Tumblr.com

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:18:45 -0400

http://McCainFacts.Tumblr.com:

Read, write, and follow this. Make it the funniest shit on Tumblr.

And that’s the bottom line, because Barack said so.

Fantasy Football Tip

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:43:34 -0400

Do not take any of the Ravens quarterbacks. The only acceptable players to take from the Ravens are Kelly Gregg (if you get a defensive player), Todd Heap (TE, although there’s no one to throw to him) and Ray Rice (RB). Otherwise, stay the hell away from Baltimore.

Ridiculousity

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:40:07 -0400

I found an intersection tonight with two of the same gas stations on opposite sides of the street. It was completely unnecessary and I need a picture.

(picture coming soon)

Photo

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:13:14 -0400

Brian Regan - Standing Up “He happened upon an essentials...

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:11:00 -0400

Brian Regan - Standing Up

“He happened upon an essentials kit. He opened it up, it was filled with food, shelter, and love.”

“Hey, sorry about your Uncle Fred but sometimes you end up dead.”

Norm Macdonald on The Bob Saget roast

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:33:28 -0400

caseydonahue:

I was on my side hurting laughing so hard, I thought it was brilliant. But everyone else in the room (besides pat, who also thought he was hilarious) did not think it was funny at all.

I’m watching the encore of the roast right now just to watch Norm Macdonald again.

I love Norm but damn, that was the best he could write?

Rules

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 00:22:40 -0400

Is it bad that I lose a little bit of respect for people when they don’t get jokes about the rules of Fight Club/Project Mayhem?