2008

Old Vinyl

I’m sitting on the floor of my room going through boxes of my parents’ old records....

The Gaslight Anthem Interview

The Gaslight Anthem are just over a month away from the release of their second album, The ‘59...

All Work and No Play

The next two weeks are work-filled with two days off. I’ll be bouncing in and out of here....

PRE-ORDERS WILL BE ANNOUCED SHORTLY….STAY...

July 5th is boring.

As much as I love Chuck Palahniuk’s novels, I need to...

Developer's Note

Developer’s Note: If page looks messed up in Internet Explorer, switch to a browser that...

Expensive Toys

Can I please get paid so I can go buy: - Nikon Cookpix S550 - iPhone 3G

Under Construction

Not to give too much away but the projects I’m working on now on Tumblr involve John McCain,...

Kami Hates Twitter

Kami: Imagine this idea, if Twitter was an email service, that emailed you EVERY post someone made, how pissed of would you be to go to your mail just to find out someone you don't give a fuck about just got bad service at starbucks?
Kami: You're out at a bar, and you know your buddies are out, but at another bar. Do you A) Send an email update to Twitter, saying where you are, meaning one of your buddies will have to check it on their cell, costing them money. or B) Fucking text them or call them and say where you are.
Kami: Twitter holds no purpose other than to waste time.
Me: Exactly.

Design Complete

I’ve finally gotten the design of this site to a point where it can stay for a while. No more...

Four Things Every Tumblelog Needs

1. A means of contact - It sucks when someone posts something that you really like and you...

Top 5 Graphic Novels I Need to Read

necessaryobjects: 3. Maus by Art Spiegelman- A classic graphic novel that many people have told...

My name’s Zack. It’s not Ashley or Ryan or...

The guy next to me at the gas station casually filled up his...

I love this xkcd

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

sunnydelight: I am so excited to see it. I cannot wait. It’s a great story plus David...

tumblrfail: Zack, wha happen? I made tumblrfail. Nice.

Who Watches The Watchmen?

If Hunter S. Thompson were alive right now he would have torn this administration apart years ago....

Now Downloading

I’m downloading episodes 1 and 2 of Wipeout and I Survived a Japanese Gameshow. Ever since I...

I've Been Waiting For This...

lfarm: Streetwars is back in NYC. ZOMG. http://www.streetwars.net/nyc2008.php via brianvan and then...

God Damnit, They're Making a Friends Movie

9/11 Hero Dog To Be Cloned

Seven Word Film Review: Wanted

Zach Braff look-a-like kicks tons of ass.

Dirty Money

How do the CEOs of large companies and corporations not realize that we’re destroying our...

65 things that look like Pac-Man

Did I Just Insult Lance Armstrong?

Erin: Do you have a tripod?
Me: Yeah, why?
Erin: That's just what I use for my long exposures so the background stays focused and only the lights move.
Me: That'd be impossible if I was just holding the camera. It'd be way too shaky.
Me: Shaky Malakey, as my football coach used to say.
Erin: Hence the reason for me asking you if you had a tripod.
Me: I considered making a penis joke but I fought off the urge.
Erin: I figured you would.
Me: I overcame; I'm the Lance Armstrong of penis jokes.
Me: I think I just insulted Lance.

Tila Loses, The World Wins

When Tila Tequila loses, the world wins. That is all.

iPhone 3G

I called AT&T today to make sure everything is ready on my end to get the new iPhone on July 11....

Time Flies When You're Having Fun

A lot of people say, “Wow, time really flew. That was a year?” I don’t think...

Epic Breakup

Reminiscing tonight about past relationships brought me back to my favorite breakup. In the Fall of...

Because it had to be said.

I came home to find a package and in that package was Less...

Wichita State University’s WuShock #8 of the 25 Worst...

Can't Let Go 2

This morning I got a color palette for my site and I’m starting to make some small changes...

Can't Let Go

I can’t let go. I like this theme too much. The blue is killer. I fixed the sidebar so there...

“Golf taught me the lessons my dad never did, including the...”
— Rick Reilly

Michaelangelo

After about two dozen tries I got my name to look right

My initials

Shut Up Internet

One of my favorites

My girlfriend’s

VH1

Has anyone ever noticed that people who didn’t fit in in high school would definitely fit in...

Goodbye 1980

I’ve had a lot of trouble with this design. It was the first one I’ve done and through...

I’m gonna try some light graffiti tonight, I’ll post pictures later.

Beach Hurdles

Last summer I was running down the beach when I saw a kid who was around six or seven down on one...

“[Surfing] caused [Dale] to reevaluate his life, and his...”
— Dale Webster’s Endless...

To Do

1. Touch up the SUI design to make it look less flat 2. Buy a Canon S550 camera so I have something...

Found this going through pictures we took for our...

Give Your Kids Some Credit

Working at a pool affords me the opportunity to watch a lot parents interact with their kids. The...

Fed Double Ex

On the way to work I saw a “FedEx Express” truck. Isn’t that a little redundant,...

Listen

give and take.

hrrrthrrr: As I said a few days ago Lauren Farmer has a killer site. I don’t know what it...

Filmmaking

I got a video camera years ago as a present, during the time when Jackass was huge on MTV and my...

Wall-E

Just got back from Wall-E. Great flick. Funny and entertaining every single second. Grab a friend...

My buddy Mitchell’s note to the book’s owner,...

McCain Predicts He'll Overtake Obama 48 Hours...

Oh man I totally made the main page twice in one week. Just...

This is the strangest shirt I own. I never wear it. I...

Sandy Darth Vader (via himynameismark)

Art Class

I just walked downstairs and looked out the windows to find about dozen people walking around my...

George Carlin At The Charles

Meme - Bands I Wish I Could Get Into

-The Rolling Stones -Iron & Wine Your turn. Go.

Listen

peterwknox: In a word? Awesome. Less Than Jake destroys...

Bringing Back 60's Soul

Driving to work the other day the local DJ was talking about how 60’s soul is coming back. I...

Cellular Victories

I’ve finally got Tumblr working on my phone. The Curve sucks though, I can’t wait to get...

Boy did we grow up fast.

Firefox Saves The Day

In the middle of my last post, my iMac decided to turn off on me. Firefox saved every single letter...

Twitter Is a Piece of Shit

There seems to be some kind of unspoken tension between Tumblr users and Twitter users.  I...

Yesssss! The Watchmen movie got a date, finally! I...

Kuler.Adobe.Com

Roommate Non-Update

I thought about writing my unknown roommate a letter but that seems so inconvenient. I have terrible...

Thanks.

lfarm: Too often I forget how lucky I am to have the parents that I do. I grew up assuming everyone...

Playing Favorites

I’ve been browsing through a few tumblogs lately and hands down, Lauren Farmer’s...

Me with Vinnie and Buddy of Less Than Jake last night after...

Does Baltimore City Still Roar? Part 2

The lights go down and Less Than Jake comes out. The crowd roars. They open with a new song...

Does Baltimore City Still Roar? Part 1

Tonight I had the opportunity and honor of meeting Less Than Jake’s drummer Vinnie for a...

Me with my new copy of GNV FLA, from the show, the night...

No-Radio Zack

Yesterday on the drive to work my radio went out mid-song. I had no idea what had happened and was...

Tumblr Resolutions

I’ve been using Tumblr for a good three months now and I’ve realized what I want to use...

Fuck Entertainment Tonight

ET breaks the news that comedian George Carlin has died from heart failure. (Source) Really?!...

marco: George Carlin dies at...

I Have A Secret Roommate

A letter came in the mail months ago informing me of my dorm and the young man I would be living...

Busy Week Two

This week: Monday: Less Than Jake Interview and Concert Tuesday: Lifeguarding for 10...

Breathe

alohanico: shutupinternet: People are so angry and stressed out all the time about unimportant...

Breathe

People are so angry and stressed out all the time about unimportant things. Take a deep breath once...

Pre-Interview With Less Than Jake

Monday I have an interview with Less Than Jake for Punknews. I can’t wait to meet my favorite...

Robert Downey Jr. I guess is a black guy in his new movie...

sharingtime: Now that I know this movie exists, I kind of...

John McCain…..Make a Donation…..Pork...

Movie Trailer: Kinging It (The Homeless World...

I bought a new wallet, replacing the one my dad had given...

“I could care less about ever having a No. 1 single, I would...”
— Brian Fallon (The Gaslight...

“hi Zack, Still think that there aint no legal escape for...”
— A sophomore from high school,...

Acronyms

…at the European Organization for Nuclear Research, or CERN. (Source) Someone please teach...

Get Smart

Just got back from seeing Get Smart. Steve Carell killed. It was the best I’ve ever seen him....

obamafacts: Barack Obama RAN with FORREST GUMP across AMERICA. — Zack Obama Facts: The best...

Turkey just won in penalty kicks. They really don’t do things the easy way. Turkey goes on to...

Goal!!!!

Turkey just tied the game 1-1 in stoppage time against Croatia who scored their first goal a minute...

The Oxford Reverse Dictionary will help you find words you...

Mighty Slam

I guess slamming your mouse on the floor makes the scroll up feature work agin. Cool!

Woot Off!

Domain Buying

Anytime you buy a domain name on GoDaddy.com, use the promo code “digg,” no matter what...

McDonalds

Me: Haha fat kids, they love cake
Davis: and McDonalds
Me: Which will incidentally kill them eventually
Me: But party on, Garth!

Lofting

I was just asked by the University of Colorado if I wanted to “loft my bed” AKA get a...

Big League Chew

Zack: *cough* get Big League Chew
Zach: Why? Do you want me to get a pack and sell it to you?
Zack: Yeah if you can find it. I have no idea where they sell it.
Zach: K
Zack: But if you can find it I will buy it from you at the hot dog stand
Zach: Deal
(editors note: please pay attention to the H's and K's, they indicate who is speaking. Thank you)

An Apology

I wanted to apologize for my Tumbling habits lately. I’ve been reblogging everything I do...

“It’s about loyalty and passion and family. We love the...”
— Rick Reilly’s Sports...

Faux Pas

I did something bad over at The Learning ProCSS, I made all the links invisible until you move your...

“didnt get the fone yet but mom sayd i cud get it b4...”
— Shut Up Internet presents:...

How soon is now?

sharingtime: Ok, Boston. You’ve had your fun. Enough with your numerous championships in multiple...

LiquidSculpture.com is one of my favorite photography sites....

Tigerlove (no idea where I found this)

Why can celebrities and people in Hollywood get away with...

Additional note

caseydonahue: I have never seen anybody more excited about winning a championship in anything than...

caseydonahue: BREAKING NEWS! CELTICS RAPE LAKERS FOR NBA...

Tales From the Ocean City Drunk Bus

From what I remember, it was about 12:30 and we were riding up to 115th street when I was talking to...

6.17 - Hardly Changed Anything

procss: I took away the border at the bottom of the header/top of the posting section. Deleted a...

yourdp: So cozy and warm, like a new pair of underwear. If...

Firefox's Fireside Chat

Firefox: Let's set a world record on June 17.
Firefox: We'll get everyone to download it from us.
Firefox: It'll be all over the Internet, "Firefox 3 Download Day"
Firefox: Here's the kicker: we'll severely underestimate the number of people who want our software, even though we have an approximate number of how many people want it.
Firefox: The servers will go down, but the demand will be HUGE.
Internet: Why don't you just make sure your site doesn't go down from traffic overload?
Firefox: Because that would be too easy.

“has 2 find a ride 2 da AIM convention 4 da rest of da...”
— Shut Up Internet presents:...